Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can’t Index
Executives at Google, the rapidly growing online-search company that promises to “organize the world’s information,” announced Monday the latest step in their expansion effort: a far-reaching plan to destroy all the information it is unable to index.

“Our users want the world to be as simple, clean, and accessible as the Google home page itself,” said Google CEO Eric Schmidt at a press conference held in their corporate offices. “Soon, it will be.”

O por lo menos eso es lo que asegura el renovado The Onion

Porque buscar = googlear.

Porque en la tele Buenafuente puede decir cosas como:

Eso sí, por mucho que corran, siempre ganará Google: porque va a 4.000 sitios en menos de un segundo.

Y la gente lo pilla.